September 2012
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phraseslikeknives:
The best part about sharing a netflix account is if you can’t find anything to watch you can just go into the instant queue to shop around and find something.
i dont think the people sharing my netflix are too interested in documentaries and anime.
I just exercised, so I’m laying on my floor dancing.
It’s more humping the carpet than it is “dancing,” it is enjoyable, nonetheless.
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Things can be good, but you don’t have to like them. Conversely, you can like things that aren’t good, necessarily.
Hooray for a clean desktop.
chris-who:
thedaywedied:
Mine is better
Whose is on a retina display?
I am listening to Violent Waves.
I don’t know how I feel about it.
Bob’s Burgers and Gravity Falls both have recurring jokes involving sound effect sampling keyboards.
Both of them are used hilariously.
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Watchtastes-like-fondue-and-metal:
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS.
Oh my god.
I hate apologizing for things that are not my fault.
However, being the bigger man is more rewarding in the end.
Or so I’ve been told. It hasn’t worked out for me yet.
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do you ever get like this random pain in your boob and it feels like heart attack or something?
Your heart’s on fire and the fire is in your heart!
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Hooray for a clean desktop.
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Ham
Hot dogs
Milk
Cereal
Bread
Buns
Fruit
Mac and Cheese
Juice
It’s time to grocery shop
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I am hard-pressed to think of any other song that is more accurately descriptive of my life than The Weekly Wars.
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oraclesandoorsteps:
Slowing the rotations of the...
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What are you doing, Smith?
What are you doing?
“The first duty of the novelist is to entertain. It is a moral duty. People who...”
– Donna Tartt (author of The Secret History and The Little Friend)
Mine is an evil laugh.
Bastion on the ipad?
Don’t mind if I do.
August 2012
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Seriously… A collection of every numbered Final Fantasy game…?
Ugh…
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As well as intellectually frustrated.
Obligatory late night post about being sexually frustrated.
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Alix is 8 years old.
I find myself attracted to women of many different heights, but women 5’9” and taller will always have a special place in my heart.
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fl0werviolence:
michael’s stealing my boyfriend from me
he told michael that he loves him
he hasn’t even told me that yet
asshole
