I’d like to have a two way conversation… No? I’m going to play some Street Fighter IV until the sun comes up and I take a train to San Jose.
Sugarskull - Tigon motherfucking Tigon!
Anonymous asked: any good local bands?
No class tomorrow morning and apartment to myself...
Pants off and drinking fruit punch straight from the jug. it’s the life.
Its Attack Attack!
i-never-loved-you: louderthanthunderthighs: Not Attack! Attack! Or Attack Attack Please get it right omg yeah! get your shitty bands and their shitty exclamation points right! jesus, you insensitive fucks. There are, actually, two bands named Attack Attack in the world. One from overseas that has no exclamation mark. Guess which one came first….
Never change for anyone other than yourself...
Changing because of someone is a little more acceptable.
Reblog if your mom is beautiful.
When he's high, my roommate Andre is great...
When he’s not, he’s great conversation… However, when he’s not high, he’s at work. With that said, he’s going to sleep. I am left without great conversation… time to study.
Reb***h said she's naming my dick Black Magic.
dancefivedance: chublacka: What? LOL! IDK Her name is one space too short
I get paid at midnight. Of course, I'm ordering a...
Tomorrow, I’m going out of town for a few days. Celebrating my birthday a few days early.
Who is the female vocalist in "At Least I'm Not As...
innocent-kitty: I won’t send you nudes. No, sending me a picture of your dick won’t change that. Yea Daniel. Stop it.
my dad asked "what are you doing for your...
I said, “getting a tetanus shot, then going to class.” He said, “wow, that sucks.” ahahah
If you're taking the time to "wish" for something
Take the time to make it so
"OH, that's unique and I've never seen/heard that...
“…I must copy it.”
broadcastofworthlesswords: Love this movie.
Fucking white people.– White people (via tylercoates)
Luke, I am you’re father.– Something Darth Vader never says. (via dicksoup)
reblog if you dont have a bra on
Nope, I’ve had a few wardrobe malfunctions today too.
My boobs are awesome.
theotherkindofnerd: But then again boobs in general are pretty amazing.
I'm really fucking hungry.
It’s to the point where I’m lightheaded because of it.
Anonymous asked: whats the link to the freckles blog?