May 2011
zombiedicks: The people who talk about sex the most are the people who aren’t getting any. They probably wouldn’t know what to do with a penis/vagina if one was sitting two inches from their faces.
May 1st
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US court backs funding for embryonic stem cells  →
empathyfarmer: soupsoup: The Obama administration can continue using federal tax dollars to fund human embryonic stem cell research, a U.S. appeals court ruled on Friday, overturning a lower court decision and handing a victory to the White House. yes!
May 1st
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Reblog if you like boobs.
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It makes me sad seeing people put down California...
ohdarlingcaptain: I seriously love the 925, I can find something good to say about everything in the east bay. If you hate where you live, you’re probably the reason why. You’ve probably made more enemies than friends, and you’re also more than likely just a negative person who can’t find the good in something. If you’re stuck here and you hate it, at least try and make the best of it. If...
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Listencuhhrisss: Alexisonfire-Rough Hands
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Reblog if you got a boner today!
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fact
steppingoncracks: i sometimes forget to drink water. i’ll go 2 or 3 days without it. Same here, until recently however.
May 1st
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I lost a follower because of my double postings.
May 1st
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jazzmaun asked: when you come to kentucky to rescue me.
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jazzmaun asked: we r n luv. u nd i.
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jazzmaun asked: you would know, spongebob.
May 1st
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jazzmaun asked: liar liar plants for hire.
May 1st
Was going to take a picture. Too lazy to put on a...
So… I’ll do it later once I put on a shirt.
May 1st
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Personally, I don't think "reverse-racism" is a...
Racism is racism regardless of what “race” is being racist.
May 1st
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When I'm explaining something, I just talk and...
I’ve turned into my dad.
May 1st
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April 2011
Did anyone else's Google Chrome logo change?
Mine did.  No idea why. 
Apr 30th
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Anonymous asked: I feel like your post last night about drama on the dash was the same person I had on my dash all last night...
Apr 30th
 gnusosa replied to your post: Yup. I need to play Portal 1 and then 2 immediately after. Haha a friend exchanged his portal 2 issue for a pack of jamaiacan weed. I slapped the shit out of that dumb teenager. Are you serious?! That’s really dumb. ahah
Apr 30th
rissalady asked: Lmfao WIN.
Apr 30th
dickfranceschi asked: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgucewEVHn1qckjszo1_500.jpg
why.
why.
Apr 30th
Yup. I need to play Portal 1 and then 2...
I just found out that the story is much more complex and connected than the simple ‘Black Mesa/Aperture’ references. *Spoilers* Apparently, GLaDOS was designed for Portal 1 (by the games’ designers) to look like a woman being bound and gagged upside down against her will.   “If I die before you people can pour me into a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.  Now,...
Apr 30th
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A lot of the "motivational" things I see on here,...
Apr 30th
This morning...
I reached into my underwear drawer, half asleep, and put on the first pair of underwear I grabbed. Now, I’m sure that a few girls on tumblr would be able to attest to the uncomfortable feeling of wearing a bra that is a size or three too small.  That’s how I feel right now, it is terrible. Thank you. Until next time,  my name is MIchael. 
Apr 30th
I have no energy for this immaturity, on all...
goodnight.
Apr 30th
So much drama on my dash right now.
seriously, get on with your lives.
Apr 30th
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Emma Stone is seriously beautiful.
I would love to have dinner with her.
Apr 30th
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Fooly Cooly is now an instant play on Netflix
queenofjunkfood: juicefucker: I SAW THIS. ROMEY TOLD ME. SOOOOO tempted to stay up now… ugh.  WHAAAAT?!
Apr 30th
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