December 2011
"hold on, I just wanted to mosh."
Things I’m glad I’m able to say in this house.
Also, if you have my number… text me
If not, be safe.
The new apartment doesn’t have internet. However, I love this place. Adam and Jeremey are stand-up guys.
Los Angeles still has me a little sketched out, but I am glad to be where I am.
Starting Monday, I’m going to pound the pavement and weasel my way into the post-production industry any way I possibly can.
Dosvedanya et bon soir
The American sitcom: making alcoholism funny for over 60 years.
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I’m on my way to Northridge.
Turning to a new chapter in my life, I guess.
Pulled an all-nighter.
It was nice to have pleasant company.
Navigating Love and Autism →
This was quite the read.
Definitely sent me reeling down a rabbit’s hole of self-examination.
The more I look into it, the more it makes sense.
However, it really bothers me that I never received any assistance.
Everything is more beautiful
because we’re doomed.
You will never be lovelier...
– Homer, The Iliad Troy (the 2004 film) (via -killerqueen)
…is that Ewan McGregor… is she kicking Ewan McGregor’s...
– Me watching the trailer for Haywire (the movie about Gina Carano wrecking fools)
Commit This to Memory by Motion City Soundtrack
is such a simple album, but it’s so beautiful.
I should go back and try to appreciate it, now that I’m older.
You're the reason why I burst and why I bloom.
It’s a weird feeling to be worried about something that is not worrisome.
danielkillsit:
WHITE POWER.
Poor Daniel is fighting an uphill battle.
Daniel: No way, Jose.
Me: RACIST. You're calling me Jose because I am Mexican! Racist!
What I heard him say: WHITE POWER. WHITE POWER.
What he really said: No! That's not what I even meant! Come on.
Person on tumblr: why don't I look like you?!?!
Genetics: Shut up.
Exercise: Shut up.
Nutrition: Shut up.
It Hates You is He Is Legend's best album.
jaiwrestledabearonce:
closedhearts:
Yeah, I said it.
But but but but but but I Am Hollywood!
If that’s the case, why reference their best song from their best album to prove your point?
All my life, I’ve joked about the fact that I have not looked into the medical history of my biological family, which could lead to some surprise, pop-up malady.
I think I may have happened upon one.
ffrankensteinn:
i need more boobs
These last two weeks have been misery.
Misery buried under a few bright moments, but general misery.
I don’t want to leave home again, but I need to move forward. I’m sorry if I didn’t spend time with people, but I’ll be much closer than I was before.
The bed of lies you’ve sown in life will live on long after you are gone.
– O’Brother (Ascension)
I am all but certain I will grow to be a crazy old man.
One who lived the better part of his life unmarried and childless. An old man who does not find comfort in people, so he is fine with being alone.
I am certain I will be an old man who, after retirement from a long and fulfilling career, will sit in his home so that he may privately read, listen to music, write, watch cartoons, etc.
At...
Every year, my mother buys me underwear for Christmas.
This year, I’m all but certain I got boy shorts.
Not young male shorts…
Boy shorts, that girls wear.
I don’t care, my ass looks exquisite.
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try-try-try:
i’m done.
Happy Birthday, Martha.
chris-who:
i-never-loved-you:
do good things really happen to those who wait?
i’m not seeing it.
I actually believed that for awhile. Then I realized that if I wanted something, I should go and get it.
which only works if all the variables are in your control.