May 2013
I don’t even have an Xbox 360, but I I definitely ordered Halo 4 for $18.
May 24th
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Definitely watching Paprika at work. Today is definitely shaping up to be fantastic.
May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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chris-who: Shit. I’m so glad I’m taller than six feet. 
May 23rd
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May 22nd
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With that said, I have also worked for 19 days straight… So, I think I deserve to be a little eccentric.
May 22nd
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[[MORE]]Today, I was out at dinner with Jess and when the bill came, I joked that I probably forgot my debit card. As it turned out, I had. Instead of freaking out, I remembered that I have been hiding secret, emergency cash stashes in various places over the last few paychecks. So, I walked to my car, found one, took it from its hiding spot, walked back to the restaurant, and paid the bill.  All...
May 22nd
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Hey, Netflix. I was literally 5 episodes away from finishing Danny Phantom. Why do you even remove series in the first place?
May 22nd
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jaiwrestledabearonce replied to your post: If you ask me why I don’t like something, I will… Why don’t you like giving very thorough answers to things you don’t like 100% of the time? That one percent consists of the times that my answer doesn’t go any further than, “I don’t know. I just don’t like it.”
May 21st
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If you ask me why I don’t like something, I will give you a very thorough answer… 99% of the time.
May 21st
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I guess “common decency” doesn’t stand when it comes to social issues.
May 21st
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To the people in my life who consistently speak in complete, well-written sentences… You’re the best.
May 20th
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May 20th
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Two questions...
Did the internet just rediscover that Pokemon generator today or something? Do people truly, actually believe that Tumblr is some magical, subcultural phenomenon? [[MORE]]Seriously, Tumblr was pretty mainstream even before Yahoo bought it. This website has been in the public eye for a very long while. There have been, for as long as I can remember (and I’ve been on this site for a while...
May 20th
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gracie-law: ostwind: z1c: being 20+ on tumblr So true being 30+ on tumblr
May 20th
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I want to order something online from BJ’s, but I am too hungry to even decide…
May 20th
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May 20th
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Tall person problem: short urinals
May 20th
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I do not, nor will I ever, understand the appeal of hookah.
May 20th
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cyberbabez: when people say tatted or getting a tat I cringe.
May 20th
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I want to delete all the annoying people I “know” from my Facebook, but I  think it would be significantly easier to just delete my Facebook.
May 20th
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Remember when everyone was freaking out about MTV and tumblr or something?  Me neither. I feel this yahoo ordeal is a lot like that.
May 20th
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The next time I work a weekend, I am bringing my hard drive and watching a whole lot of anime while I do my job…
May 19th
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May 19th
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sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
May 19th
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rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: rock-bomber: Weelee! Weelee… Weelee….. WEELEE
May 19th
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me: ok movie villain i understand you've been planning your villainy for quite some time. in addition to your justifiable motivations and strong willpower, you also seem profoundly intelligent and well-prepared with considerable power at your disposal. you're currently on a roll and since you still have an hour of screen time left i'm confident you can win this as long as you don't cockblock yourself by suddenly and uncharacteristically turning into an emotional dumbass.
movie villain: *suddenly and uncharacteristically turns into an emotional dumbass*
May 19th
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My boss: Who eats Chinese food at 1030 in the morning?!
Me: Chinese people...
My boss: ...
Me: ...and me too, I guess.
May 19th
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